prehistoric amounts of dork, nerd, and 'are you kidding me right now?' for your intraweb enjoyment
Remember that time I decided I wanted a bike so I went onto Craigslist and came home with a bike roughly 2 hours later? Yeah. That was pretty awesome. There was another time that I decided that I was going to buy a clarinet and Fan Girl and Mercado and I were going to start [...]
August 28, 2011
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The internet is a funny place… for all the shit that goes down and all the pointless stuff that comes out of it, sometimes you can find some reality and some perspective in it all. This is what I found in Chicken Man. Chicken Man is friends with FIF. We’ve never met (which is kind [...]
Boldly Going Where… lots of people have gone before. I miss milk. I miss it bad. It’s true that I cheat (though I really should know better by now) (I’ll learn when I’m DEAD!) and from time to time I’ll eat some cheese on my sammich or I’ll have some yogurt, for the most part, [...]
August 21, 2011
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There’s the exceedingly superstitious, introspective, Ooga-booga side of me that I don’t let out that often. It’s in there… I don’t necessarily hide it but I certainly don’t flaunt it for everyone to see. I only discuss it with a few people because I typically get funny looks and my views on it aren’t taken [...]
August 20, 2011
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There used to be a peace that Only October could give me, but then it turned into November. November gave me what October used to. Tonight I got it from August.
I finally gave my notice at Duh Club/ Spa and man does it feel good to be outta there. I feel like riding a tiger and flying around on a carpet if you know what I mean. Now I just have to tough it out for the next 2 weeks… Two. Long. Weeks. While I [...]
August 6, 2011
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Tonight I was going to do something simply because Dibs asked me to. It was my night off, but I had planned on going to work. Not because I need the hours (I didn’t) or because I like the job (I hate it) or because I had nothing better to do (True Blood is a [...]
August 5, 2011
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Midge came into this world the same way she plans to go out: backward, covered in goo, crying, and naked as a jaybird. She has found, in her old age, that there really is never enough time to do everything so she does what she can and will finish the rest in another life. Whether the time is appropriate or not, Midge listens to mellow mood music like Boards of Canada, Yppah, and Neil Young. Someday, she would like to work up the guts to go on a solo camping trip in Glacier but, for the time being, while she is a quiet little titmouse (and quite the tits they are!), she will just get tattoos, go to shows, and read books that you're probably not interested in. She types here not to strengthen her craft or to expertly flow sentences together in such a way that your heart will break with the slightest breeze, but because if she doesn't get it out of her brain, the words will die and she'll never be able to find them again later when it's time to write it out the right way.
