prehistoric amounts of dork, nerd, and 'are you kidding me right now?' for your intraweb enjoyment
I’ve been 72% unemployed for the past month. You may remember my rant a while back about the whole Fool Me Once/ Fool Me Twice thing. So I was partially hoping that I would get a text this morning asking why I wasn’t at work (I’ve had this planned out for some time now) so [...]
My days of crazy hair are (momentarily) behind me. Really, I’m just on the “Mainstream” part of my cycle. At least… that’s what I’m trying for. As mainstream as a short asymmetrical with a nasty lil rat tail can be… basically, this is my hair right now:It, of course, does not look this good because [...]
September 7, 2011
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I was stupid. I was really stupid. I have trust issues, but not the kind that you think. Typically when people say that it is their way of saying that they don’t trust anyone. Well… my half full cup runneth over (don’t worry about logistics… just… believe me…TRUST ME)(see what I did there? FULL CIRCLE) [...]
September 4, 2011
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Midge came into this world the same way she plans to go out: backward, covered in goo, crying, and naked as a jaybird. She has found, in her old age, that there really is never enough time to do everything so she does what she can and will finish the rest in another life. Whether the time is appropriate or not, Midge listens to mellow mood music like Boards of Canada, Yppah, and Neil Young. Someday, she would like to work up the guts to go on a solo camping trip in Glacier but, for the time being, while she is a quiet little titmouse (and quite the tits they are!), she will just get tattoos, go to shows, and read books that you're probably not interested in. She types here not to strengthen her craft or to expertly flow sentences together in such a way that your heart will break with the slightest breeze, but because if she doesn't get it out of her brain, the words will die and she'll never be able to find them again later when it's time to write it out the right way.
