Just a Few (Totally Unrelated) Things

Every few months I add a “new” letter to my handwriting. If I see your hand writing and I like the way you make your ‘a’, I’ll steal it. I’ll practice writing for hours a day… slow and steady, focusing on making that letter ‘a’ just like yours. Eventually I’ll start writing faster until it’s [...]

There’s A Hole In The Bucket: Dental Responsiblity and The Inherent Need For Travel

Last April I had a temporary filling put in one of my molars. It’s a tooth that’s been giving me trouble for years (it’s had 3 fillings in it already … prior to the one in question) and this was a last resort before either pulling the tooth or a root canal. This temporary filling [...]

I Hear The Train A Comin

Yesterday Lady Love and I had a good mini-talk about Shit We’re Working On. She wants to be more accepting of herself in a way that she doesn’t feel bad about things she shouldn’t (for example, she falls in love almost as easily as I do… while it’s a pain in the ass, we shouldn’t– [...]

Dainty Wrists And The Trouble With Being A Galdarned Lady

There are a few things that I’m pretty good at. I am relatively athletic (though I don’t ever do SHIT about it) but I can typically pick up sports pretty easily and be semi-decent at them… I guess maybe that’s co-ordination? Whatever. You all know about my reproductive talents wherein I can reproduce things that [...]

I’d Rather Gather Moss. Moss is Nice.

I’m not a traveler. For not being a traveler, I feel like I post about it a lot. But I’m still not. I’m a roots kind of girl… find a nice spot and make it the best place in the world. To some extent, travel appeals to me; If it weren’t for travel, I wouldn’t [...]

No Point What So Ever.

I am a firm believer in the fact that I am not cool enough to have an octopus tattoo. Have you seen those things? They are ALWAYS kick ass. ALWAYS. But am I cool enough for a Cthulhu tattoo? Well am I? Look at me… I don’t even have Pigasus yet and I’m wondering how [...]

So I Guess You’re Wondering…

It was requested that we wait on this until Ryan knew the scoop. Pretty reasonable… I guess… but once he had written his poem, sang his song, and peed in front of me, Pam, and Tony, we got Druggy McAnesthesiason’s permission to update away. There’s good news and bad news… The Good News is that the [...]

… And All I Got Was This Bruised Toe…

I’m not gonna lie: my Duh Muscle is large and in charge. I have a staggering amount of common sense. Pair this with logical hearing, and I’m a virtual tour d’ force. Yesterday, I was involved in My First Accident (like… my first moving accident. *PROUD*)(not really). Without admitting fault, Her Back Bumper and My [...]

Sometimes Titles Are Hard To Come Up With

I am a creature of habit. Every Sunday since 2005, I’ve “read” PostSecret. I’m pretty much over it now because people don’t really write secrets anymore… they just put things on a postie that they think are thought-provoking or something stupid like that. But, like stuntin, it’s a habit. So I continue. Today, there was [...]

A Vast Inland Delta: At The Moment It Is Dry But Water Is Coming.

I’ve unofficially decided that I am going to follow a trend I’ve been seeing more of and celebrate my birthday week. One very ambitious friend celebrated her entire month ACTIVELY… but that take some serious commitment… and if there’s one thing I fear, it’s the white wolf from my dream when I was little. And [...]