Try The Yeast Cakes: They’re Yeastastic

I finally gave my notice at Duh Club/ Spa and man does it feel good to be outta there. I feel like riding a tiger and flying around on a carpet if you know what I mean. Now I just have to tough it out for the next 2 weeks… Two. Long. Weeks. While I [...]

Sometimes All I Need Is The Air That I Breathe

Tonight I was going to do something simply because Dibs asked me to. It was my night off, but I had planned on going to work. Not because I need the hours (I didn’t) or because I like the job (I hate it) or because I had nothing better to do (True Blood is a [...]

Just a Few (Totally Unrelated) Things

Every few months I add a “new” letter to my handwriting. If I see your hand writing and I like the way you make your ‘a’, I’ll steal it. I’ll practice writing for hours a day… slow and steady, focusing on making that letter ‘a’ just like yours. Eventually I’ll start writing faster until it’s [...]

Things I’ve Learned In The Past 24 Hours (Or Things I’ve Known For A Long Time But Forgot And Just Remembered Tonight)

My false sense of security takes me places like the base of the Hawthorn Bridge at 9:00 on a Thursday and that is just the right time to see a full Buck moon come through the clouds. My phone is a piece of over priced shit and the camera is even worse so I have [...]

Has Anyone Seen My AK?

Once upon a time, when I was a little girl, I met a boy who, by all standards of the late 90s, was a scrub. Now, you would think that a scrub wouldn’t be gettin no love from me on account of the fact that he was hanging out the passenger side of his best [...]

I Pretend It’s Thunder…

I used to have a pink bike that I found the same way I found my favorite ivory wool pea coat… luck. I missed out on the one I had my heart set on and then, right as I decided that I was just going to stop looking, there it was. Right in front of [...]

I Want To Tickle Your Belly Button… From The Inside

I am a very uninspired person. No… really. Right now I’m sitting on the couch still fully clothed in my work gear bouncing among facebook, iTunes, pictures of Michael Cera as Francois Dillinger, and other blogs looking for non-obvious prompts and… well… inspiration. Nothing. Just now I was gone from this post for roughly 10 [...]

Long And Strong And Not Getting Any Friction On

I’m starting to get into the habit/ place where blogging feels a little obligatory. Not in a bad way though, but… like… where it’s 1:00, I’ve been hanging out with good-looking boys all day long, and now I just want to go to bed but I have to blog first. but really I just want [...]

I Think I Can, I Think I Can, I Think I Can.

In my infinite old age and limitless wisdom, I have come to realize that I don’t really like dating. Shocker. I know. But after hanging out with Mr. Saturday Night, I think that I realized that it was all because of the expectations that I had unknowingly attached to the “evening”. It might not make [...]

Changed My Whole Perspective On Shit…

Oh. Hey. Welcome back. You wouldn’t know it, but I have started about 15 new posts a day and immediately abandoned all of them. Maybe one day I’ll go back to some of them, rack my brain trying to remember why the post was worth posting, re-write it, and you can read it. But probably [...]