The White Wolf Drinks From The Same Lantern Lit River As The Tigers

I don’t dream about dying very often. In all honesty, the last time I remember having a real death dream was the one where my mom, my aunt Rebeca and I were driving and all of a sudden we flew off the cliff and my mom turned to me and, very calmly, said “Oh no, [...]

Growing Up Is Awesome. I Hope Conservative, Paranoid Assholes Don’t Ruin It For My Kids.

I’ve been a complete waste of space today getting out of bed only to sit on the couch and watch more movies. I had planned to put a dent in my Western List of Awesome, but ended up only watching “Two Mules for Sister Sara” and that’s not even on the list. I think that [...]

TANEOE: Failed Mnemonic Devices and Their Subsequent Uses In Awesome Social Situations

As I have mentioned previously/ back in the day*/ constantly IRL, “There Are No Ewoks On Endor”. I know in my heart that this is a true statement. I also know that I made it up to stand for SOMETHING, but what I can’t remember. Part of me thinks that it was for my Geology [...]

My Own Kind of Christmas Miracle

Long time readers may remember the instance wherein I am haunted by a house in Oregon City. To re-cap: any time I get near Oregon City I have dreams about the first house I remember living in. We were there until I was 3 so I don’t really remember where it is, but I remember [...]

C8 H10 N4 O2

Dear Paper and Akira: Just because I changed the litter in your box doesn’t mean that you have to immediately go in there, poop enough to crowd a city block, and throw the litter all over the bathroom. IT WILL BE THERE TOMORROW. Also: LIGHT A MATCH! eff. Love, Meowma.   Now that THAT’S out [...]

Deep Dark Secrets

Sometimes I need a place where no one can see me…. some place where I can go to be alone with my thoughts….. quite, alone, peaceful. That place for me, sometimes, … is MySpace. Gad guys…. remember MySpace’s heyday? Those were good times… now I always judge (negatively) anyone who mentions at anytime that they [...]

Battened Down to Fair the Wind

I have nothing really ground breaking or wonderful to say this morning (but seriously… do I ever?) and you know that’s the truth because it’s almost 11:30 right now and that’s hardly morning…. I have to work 1-5 today which is TOTAL balls because seriously…. I got a full-time job so I don’t HAVE to [...]

Young Men Play The Part

I’m lazy and I have no excuse. Ok. I do have an excuse and I’m not lazy, I’m just too busy to have hobbies and to enjoy things. This may appear a little scattered, but…. if you’re here, you know what to expect… It’s just a matter of me catching up… then it’ll mellow out. [...]

Used In A Real Conversation At A Real Point In Time. Really.

“No… there were storm troopers with boobs….. ….. …. DUDES….. with boobs.”   Thank you, Sloth…. thank you for making our second meeting an Epic Display of Awesome. My head exploded a little bit.

This Moment

I fell asleep far more quickly than I thought I ever could last night and before ”9″ was over (I prefer to emotionally torture myself to sleep with the sweet, depressing sounds of Damien Rice’s heartbreak) (it only makes me stronger), M.I.A woke me up with some PPRPLNS.  I was almost mad, but I decided [...]