Seeking Out New Life And New Dairy Substitutes

Boldly Going Where… lots of people have gone before. I miss milk. I miss it bad. It’s true that I cheat (though I really should know better by now) (I’ll learn when I’m DEAD!) and from time to time I’ll eat some cheese on my sammich or I’ll have some yogurt, for the most part, [...]

I Don’t Care What You Think Of Me After This

You tell me that Mel Gibson wasn’t a total babe and I’ll tell you that you’re a liar. I wish the whole second half of Thunderdome were it’s own good movie… not like Battle For Endor because I’m really wondering if that was as good as I remember it or if it was just the [...]

Facebook For Thought

When I was a little girl and I went to college in Idaho, I met a guy who WAS Northern Idaho. It was the equivalent of meeting a guy in Portland who has a mustache and rides a bike and has housemates instead of roommates… He Just Was. Snowbank and I came up for a [...]

Millions of Blueberries, Millions for Me

Last Friday morning I went with 75% of the Lucky Girls (Mrs., Bug, and Monkey) to pick blueberries. Up until a few months ago, I was sure that blueberries tasted like ants. Yeah. Ants. Growing up, our old house would get completely ambushed by flying ants. No matter what we did, they always showed up. [...]

Total. Poser. Status.

Man I sure do like tattoos. Mostly I just like getting them and having them, but they’re also nice to look at too… you know… on boys… But I’m selfish and this is about my tattoos. I like my tattoos (sidebar: if you ever call a tattoo “ink” or “tats” I will defriend IRL and [...]

White Folks Gettin Hitched

The White Folks got married last week and even though your wedding was nice and all, theirs was the best (of people I know. Because in the history of good weddings, Tj’s friends Evan and Cori did this and nothing will EVER be better than that)(and I’ve only met Evan a handful of times and [...]

I Hear The Train A Comin

Yesterday Lady Love and I had a good mini-talk about Shit We’re Working On. She wants to be more accepting of herself in a way that she doesn’t feel bad about things she shouldn’t (for example, she falls in love almost as easily as I do… while it’s a pain in the ass, we shouldn’t– [...]

I’d Rather Gather Moss. Moss is Nice.

I’m not a traveler. For not being a traveler, I feel like I post about it a lot. But I’m still not. I’m a roots kind of girl… find a nice spot and make it the best place in the world. To some extent, travel appeals to me; If it weren’t for travel, I wouldn’t [...]

I Think I Can, I Think I Can, I Think I Can.

In my infinite old age and limitless wisdom, I have come to realize that I don’t really like dating. Shocker. I know. But after hanging out with Mr. Saturday Night, I think that I realized that it was all because of the expectations that I had unknowingly attached to the “evening”. It might not make [...]

So I Guess You’re Wondering…

It was requested that we wait on this until Ryan knew the scoop. Pretty reasonable… I guess… but once he had written his poem, sang his song, and peed in front of me, Pam, and Tony, we got Druggy McAnesthesiason’s permission to update away. There’s good news and bad news… The Good News is that the [...]