prehistoric amounts of dork, nerd, and 'are you kidding me right now?' for your intraweb enjoyment
Tonight I was going to do something simply because Dibs asked me to. It was my night off, but I had planned on going to work. Not because I need the hours (I didn’t) or because I like the job (I hate it) or because I had nothing better to do (True Blood is a [...]
August 5, 2011
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Hey. Bumble B… I like you. We’ve been together for a long long time (such a long time)… and now… I’m ready to lay it on the line. Even though I can count on one hand the number of times we’ve hung out in real life, I have known you for a long time… since [...]
March 28, 2011
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Hey… Morgen… Hey… Spencer… Feck I like you guys… You’ve totally made the internets worth browsing. Not only that, but you represent well in real life too. I mean… c’mon… Spencer: if your Pan Musckles were any more defined I might think you WERE The [...]
Hey… Jess… Hey Andrea… I like you. Remember that time I had a birthday? Yeah. That was good times. That was a week of good times. But you know what the best part of it was? Going out for dessert with you guys. I really got to thinking about how hard I cried and how [...]
Hey. Hannah. I like you. Sometimes when you’re a hopelessly complicated girl like me, it’s hard to find lady friends that you really connect with. Sometimes seemingly dominant personalities (me sometimes) make it hard to have honest conversations about things like boys, writing, music, and spirituality. Sure, there’s friends who can handle some of these [...]
It’s amazing how time Facebook heals old wounds… I would like to say that it’s the fact that it’s been a billion years or that I’m older and wiser or that I’m just plain over it. But the simple fact is that I never get over anything. Ever. Ask me how I feel about girls [...]
February 27, 2011
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I know I keep telling you that I’m not that concerned with turning 30 and really I’m not. To me, it’s just another birthday. Just another year closer to dying alone and loveless is all, so why celebrate? Why get all wigged about something that everybody deals with? No reason. That’s why. So…. I did [...]
February 25, 2011
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I have a very fancy friend. She is full of life like I have never known before. She unabashedly loves pink. She wears short pants. She gets excited about EVERYTHING. She laughs in a way that makes your face want to explode. She loves her Chicken Potpie Cat and finds no shame in admitting that [...]
February 13, 2011
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Dear Boys, Yes. You boys. I know you’re out there because I have seen you… I’ve sat next to you in social situations. I’ve been behind you in line at Starbucks. I’ve smiled and waved at you to indicate that I do, in fact, see you crossing the street. I work with you. I am [...]
February 11, 2011
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(use this as your soundtrack to this post) I have always been in love. I’ve always known it. Ever since I was little, I knew it. In all my chances, I never took the chance to find out for absolutely sure. But after this weekend…. I know. I know that I should be in Seattle. [...]
January 4, 2011
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Midge came into this world the same way she plans to go out: backward, covered in goo, crying, and naked as a jaybird. She has found, in her old age, that there really is never enough time to do everything so she does what she can and will finish the rest in another life. Whether the time is appropriate or not, Midge listens to mellow mood music like Boards of Canada, Yppah, and Neil Young. Someday, she would like to work up the guts to go on a solo camping trip in Glacier but, for the time being, while she is a quiet little titmouse (and quite the tits they are!), she will just get tattoos, go to shows, and read books that you're probably not interested in. She types here not to strengthen her craft or to expertly flow sentences together in such a way that your heart will break with the slightest breeze, but because if she doesn't get it out of her brain, the words will die and she'll never be able to find them again later when it's time to write it out the right way.
