prehistoric amounts of dork, nerd, and 'are you kidding me right now?' for your intraweb enjoyment
I have a problem. I’ve always had a problem. I’m pretty sure that this problem will never go away. I suck with money. Like… really suck. (I know. Duh. Crickets. Whatever.) Tonight, I ventured out with the intention of going to Powell’s to buy a replacement copy of Badass (I felt like a badass when [...]
Last April I had a temporary filling put in one of my molars. It’s a tooth that’s been giving me trouble for years (it’s had 3 fillings in it already … prior to the one in question) and this was a last resort before either pulling the tooth or a root canal. This temporary filling [...]
July 17, 2011
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There are a few things that I’m pretty good at. I am relatively athletic (though I don’t ever do SHIT about it) but I can typically pick up sports pretty easily and be semi-decent at them… I guess maybe that’s co-ordination? Whatever. You all know about my reproductive talents wherein I can reproduce things that [...]
June 9, 2011
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I hate studying. I always have. I’m no good at it. I’ve tried learning… I remember in high school we had to learn how to study… it was ridiculous… It was so ineffective that I had to look it up… How To Read More Effectively. Ahhhh yes…. SQ3R: Survey, Question, Read, Recall, Review. I remember [...]
June 7, 2011
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Once upon a time, when I was in middle school, there was this girl… we’ll call her Autumn… mostly because that was her name… and Autumn. Was. A. Bitch. She hated me for no good reason. She was so mean to me… she would say the meanest things, she threw things at me, she even [...]
May 3, 2011
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Sometimes Somedays For no particular reason I just want a hug. But not just any hug. A 7 Second Boy Hug. 7 Second Boy Hugs are the most brilliant thing ever invented for a girl like me. Sometimes I get to the point where I feel like I might esplode or crack or crumble onto [...]
March 20, 2011
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Matchmaker, Match maker make me a match. Or don’t. Hannah and I had our first Weekly Wednesday Hang Time. After a couple-a haircuts we went to dinner with Wasband and, as Genesis (Biblical, not Musical) says “It Was Good.” Beer. Vegan wraps. The smell of bacon and pulled pork pizza (boan). And potential hook ups. [...]
March 10, 2011
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I don’t know what triggered it, but for some reason last night I was remembering when the Challenger exploded. My dad had me watch the news with him. He came and stopped me from doing whatever it was that I was doing and we sat down on the couch and watched the news. I [...]
Midge came into this world the same way she plans to go out: backward, covered in goo, crying, and naked as a jaybird. She has found, in her old age, that there really is never enough time to do everything so she does what she can and will finish the rest in another life. Whether the time is appropriate or not, Midge listens to mellow mood music like Boards of Canada, Yppah, and Neil Young. Someday, she would like to work up the guts to go on a solo camping trip in Glacier but, for the time being, while she is a quiet little titmouse (and quite the tits they are!), she will just get tattoos, go to shows, and read books that you're probably not interested in. She types here not to strengthen her craft or to expertly flow sentences together in such a way that your heart will break with the slightest breeze, but because if she doesn't get it out of her brain, the words will die and she'll never be able to find them again later when it's time to write it out the right way.
