prehistoric amounts of dork, nerd, and 'are you kidding me right now?' for your intraweb enjoyment
Man I sure do like tattoos. Mostly I just like getting them and having them, but they’re also nice to look at too… you know… on boys… But I’m selfish and this is about my tattoos. I like my tattoos (sidebar: if you ever call a tattoo “ink” or “tats” I will defriend IRL and [...]
July 11, 2011
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Once upon a time, when I was in middle school, there was this girl… we’ll call her Autumn… mostly because that was her name… and Autumn. Was. A. Bitch. She hated me for no good reason. She was so mean to me… she would say the meanest things, she threw things at me, she even [...]
May 3, 2011
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All I really want to post is this video, but Hulu is a slightly communist bastard and won’t let me post it. Who knows. Who cares. Shuddup. Once upon a time, many many moons ago, I met a nice young man named Mr. December. Mr. December was (and remains as so) The Bee’s Knees. Mr. [...]
January 19, 2011
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Here’s what a good person I am: The Cats LOVE sleeping in my drawers. no. not my underwears, my DRESSER drawers. As you can imagine, with 2 of my 3 jobs requiring that I wear black, this is not so much of an option for two light haired kitties. Paper is being very “talkative” (read: [...]
January 6, 2011
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Once upon a time, I had a bit of a mini-freak out about the fact that I’m too sane and stable for anyone to really love me. Just after this I gained a severe amount of empathy for a gentleman who wasted a large amount of my precious time and then… on the tail end [...]
The first time I watched Singles, I was too young to really appreciate what was going on. I think it must have been 5th grade-ish and my best friend, Kristina, and I were too boy-crazy to really care what was going on… all we knew was that Eddie Vedder, Jeff Ament, and Chris Cornell were [...]
…it seems that I got this wild hair up my ass that I might kind of think about maybe possibly blogging to my full capacity again if I got around to it. Maybe. It was like that until just about 10 minutes ago when I realized that it was just another one of those Empty [...]
So…. there will be more on this matter later, but….. give me your honest take on this…. if you tell your live in significant other via e-mail that you will be moving out at the end of the month because it seems they don’t want you around anymore and there is no protest, is it [...]
Not too long ago (last month), some people I don’t know (at all) got married in a land far far away (the east coast) and I have such mixed emotions about weddings that I thought to myself, I thought “Self… you should blog about this so that those 8 people who read your blog have [...]
I want a new phone. I hate the one I have. I never really got used to the touch screen and I dropped it so many times in the first month that it can’t be re-calibrated so I can’t get to anything on the right side of the screen. I can’t see the screen in [...]
Midge came into this world the same way she plans to go out: backward, covered in goo, crying, and naked as a jaybird. She has found, in her old age, that there really is never enough time to do everything so she does what she can and will finish the rest in another life. Whether the time is appropriate or not, Midge listens to mellow mood music like Boards of Canada, Yppah, and Neil Young. Someday, she would like to work up the guts to go on a solo camping trip in Glacier but, for the time being, while she is a quiet little titmouse (and quite the tits they are!), she will just get tattoos, go to shows, and read books that you're probably not interested in. She types here not to strengthen her craft or to expertly flow sentences together in such a way that your heart will break with the slightest breeze, but because if she doesn't get it out of her brain, the words will die and she'll never be able to find them again later when it's time to write it out the right way.
