Acceptance Letter From the Admissions Department

Once upon a time, a (seemingly) very nice, quite attractive young man told me that he would be waiting for me when I had time for coupledom. I was very flattered, but at the same time, cautious…. What was this sudden attraction based on? We exchanged little more than cordial “hello”s even though several opportunities [...]

Tin Men, Millionaire Matchmaker and The New Revolution of “Buying The Boots”

All I really want to post is this video, but Hulu is a slightly communist bastard and won’t let me post it. Who knows. Who cares. Shuddup. Once upon a time, many many moons ago, I met a nice young man named Mr. December. Mr. December was (and remains as so) The Bee’s Knees. Mr. [...]

Friendship Like It’s 1997: Perception of Time and Maturity In The Emotional Context of Friendship and Unhealthy Amounts of Cling

Here’s what a good person I am: The Cats LOVE sleeping in my drawers. no. not my underwears, my DRESSER drawers. As you can imagine, with 2 of my 3 jobs requiring that I wear black, this is not so much of an option for two light haired kitties. Paper is being very “talkative” (read: [...]

Reasons Why Not: A Guide to The Reasons. Why Not.

Once upon a time, I had a bit of a mini-freak out about the fact that I’m too sane and stable for anyone to really love me. Just after this I gained a severe amount of empathy for a gentleman who wasted a large amount of my precious time and then… on the tail end [...]

WTF Dude…. W. T. F.

So…. there will be more on this matter later, but….. give me your honest take on this…. if you tell your live in significant other via e-mail that you will be moving out at the end of the month because it seems they don’t want you around anymore and there is no protest, is it [...]

It’s Been A While Since I Stared At The Stars

Roni called me out. Asked if I remembered when we used to blog. I remembered…. I actually just remembered today while I looked outside my classroom at the snow with 3 of the kids… I remembered that blog I wrote about putting my flashlight above my head and watching out the window at night to [...]

All. Over. My. Face.

Last night, Bobbers and I went to see White Rabbits at Berbatis and it did wonderful things to me…. like… really wonderful things. Local Natives opened for them and they did equally wonderful things to me. You see…. I have a thing for large forearms. I think Popeye is a sex bomb. Drummers? Have big [...]

But I Don’t Really Like Morrissey

Date # 2 FINALLY happened. I tried not to get myself too psyched either way, but… after 2 cancels, a girl really starts to wonder! But all was well cause we got beer and went to see a zombie movie. he hadn’t shaved and I actually drank a beer. And now I’m still up, starving [...]

This Moment

I fell asleep far more quickly than I thought I ever could last night and before ”9″ was over (I prefer to emotionally torture myself to sleep with the sweet, depressing sounds of Damien Rice’s heartbreak) (it only makes me stronger), M.I.A woke me up with some PPRPLNS.  I was almost mad, but I decided [...]